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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 0:04:40 GMT
To access The North Star Newspaper archives, click the following link: imgur.com/a/CEZJ1 I will continue to edit this and post the most recent publication here: Date: (2/19/15)
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Post by ladynarwhal on Jan 31, 2015 0:09:32 GMT
0 pedos? I demand a recount. If anything there are 46 pedos.
Wait, 45, since Chris isn't one.
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Post by 2448jman on Jan 31, 2015 4:20:58 GMT
Hello jman the weatherman here. in the forecast for tomorrow there will be heavy rainfall that could include flooding. We will be issuing a flash flood warning for the whole day. Please stay away from both pvp arenas and jmans mine and keep to the high ground. back to you allstar
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Post by ladynarwhal on Jan 31, 2015 10:22:31 GMT
Please stay away from both pvp arenas and jmans mine and keep to the high ground. back to you allstar also stay away from the rabbits
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Post by Dray on Jan 31, 2015 11:47:13 GMT
Please stay away from both pvp arenas and jmans mine and keep to the high ground. back to you allstar also stay away from the rabbits
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Post by HighSeasSailor on Jan 31, 2015 12:12:33 GMT
To operate the holy hand grenade, thou shalt pull the pin and count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting. Two shall be too little, and four too much. Five is just silly, and anything greater than six is absurd. One shall not be sufficient, and so the number of the counting will be three.
"One, Two, Five!" "Three my lord!" "Three!" *tosses holy hand grenade*
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Post by Ard on Jan 31, 2015 12:27:53 GMT
To operate the holy hand grenade, thou shalt pull the pin and count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting. Two shall be too little, and four too much. Five is just silly, and anything greater than six is absurd. One shall not be sufficient, and so the number of the counting will be three. "One, Two, Five!" "Three my lord!" "Three!" *tosses holy hand grenade*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2015 17:42:08 GMT
I'd like to try to make this a weekly (or more realistically bi-weekly) article again if possible, I just need content to create the articles. I don't have all the info of what's going on, so gib stories Also, this is the Realm newspaper, if you have a league story, Town of Salem, or whatevs that you think might be interesting to share then send me a PM with the story and a screenshot if you want a photo featured.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2015 13:20:47 GMT
Volume VII, hot off the press!
(It is updated in the original post of this thread.)
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Post by Ard on Feb 19, 2015 19:31:11 GMT
I FINISHED THAT HOUSE YESTERDAY NIGHT WTF HOW
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Post by Bordyr on Feb 20, 2015 19:16:08 GMT
Hello jman the weatherman here. in the forecast for tomorrow there will be heavy rainfall that could include flooding. We will be issuing a flash flood warning for the whole day. Please stay away from both pvp arenas and jmans mine and keep to the high ground. back to you allstar You forgot that the heavy rainfall will be followed by heavy rainfall.
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Post by Ard on Feb 20, 2015 20:35:33 GMT
Hello jman the weatherman here. in the forecast for tomorrow there will be heavy rainfall that could include flooding. We will be issuing a flash flood warning for the whole day. Please stay away from both pvp arenas and jmans mine and keep to the high ground. back to you allstar You forgot that the heavy rainfall will be followed by heavy rainfall. Jman doesn't live in england.
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Post by HighSeasSailor on Feb 20, 2015 22:40:15 GMT
Nebraska, United States of England
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Post by 2448jman on Mar 20, 2015 1:22:17 GMT
the printing press highseassailor broke so next issue is delayed
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2015 2:20:40 GMT
Actually, I am on vacation currently in Kansas. I did visit Omaha on Tuesday though Jman, so we were in the same state for a little bit more than a day! I come home tomorrow, so I will try to work on a new issue for the paper.
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