Post by james on Jul 12, 2015 13:08:07 GMT
Name: James Gonzalez
Age: Sometimes I may complain about hip or back pains, but that happens when you get to the old age of 19.
Country: The one with the eagle I think....I know it's not Canada, that's for sure...Though I do like hockey, so I'm not sure anymore.
Reason for wanting to join: I could say some something cliche like " I wants to be like minedcricks and boof and poose" or I could just say that I have lame friends IRL who don't like minecraft and i'm still trying to figure out why I still play it, yet I have this strange urge to play it all the time and I think I need an intervention. I like to play minecraft, you like to play minecraft, he, she we, like to play minecraft. Minecraft is all I know and care about and I will die playing minecraft (in game, not IRL. I have a life thank you very much *I have no idea why I typed that, I don't actually have a life, it's late, pls no hate*) Anyway, the point is I wants to be like the minedcricks and boof and poose.
Heard about the server: I googled "vanilla minecraft server" clicked on a random result (which was Planet Minecraft), then scrolled down and clicked on the first server on the list that said "mature" (I'm genuinely surprised I lucked out and found a good one). The rest is history. Except for the part where I stalked all the other applicants. Only I know that part. I'll make sure not to share that with anyone.
Started playing Minecraft: I think I watched tobygames back when I was a wee laddie in 2012 at the young young age of 16. I'd heard about it before, but I had no idea what it was. It blew my mind and like the terrible person I am, I got a cracked version. I could've just not spent $20 on a shirt from Hot Topic and bought the real MC instead, but I was a confused young teenage boy. That Nirvana shirt was so cool back then and I just saw no other option. Now I donated it to Savers. I hate it. And I love Minecraft. Who's the real winner here huh? Go to h-e-double hockey stick Kurt Cobain!! Anyway, that's when I realized I would live the rest of my life drinking mtn duu and eatinghot cheetos doritos my entire life and never participate in adult education. "Who needs reasons when you've got heroin minecraft?" (Mark Renton, Trainspotting, 1996) I promise that's what he said. Look it up. I promise I didn't edit the wikipedia page. Why would I do that? That's silly, you're silly.
About yourself: My favorite subject is me. I'm a genius. My silver tongue speaks golden words. I was the most popular kid in high school. I totally don't have 500 hours on both Fallout: New Vegas and Skyrim. That's like a level of nerd I can't even comprehend, gosh, I'm too cool for that. And I totally don't spend all day playing video games and watching old movies and listening to bad music. Like if I had to pick my absolute least favorite bands, they'd be Big Black, Pavement, Fugazi, and Tegan and Sara. All garbage. I only listen to cool stuff like uhh (crap is Eminem still cool? geez I'll just play it safe and say Taylor Swift, she's cool right?) Taylor Swift yeah. No seriously tho, I love video games and music and film and coffee and vinyls and playing guitar (poorly) and wearing running shoes in public. Some might say I have a strange and dark sense of humor. I guess it can take a bit of getting used to. on the bright side, the last time I remember being mad at anyone was 1987 (also the last time I cried, the oilers beating the flyers for the cup even hurt me before I was born). oh and I suck at minecraft, I think that might be important. I know how to craft and junk, but all of my buildings end up looking like the structures in Goldeneye. What else is there to say? I know an awful lot about Fallout lore, one of my goals is to play a real game of DnD, among my heros are Solid Snake, Ian MacKaye, and Ronald Reagan, and I smoke Lucky Strike cigarettes. my SSN is 465-83-2342
Age: Sometimes I may complain about hip or back pains, but that happens when you get to the old age of 19.
Country: The one with the eagle I think....I know it's not Canada, that's for sure...Though I do like hockey, so I'm not sure anymore.
Reason for wanting to join: I could say some something cliche like " I wants to be like minedcricks and boof and poose" or I could just say that I have lame friends IRL who don't like minecraft and i'm still trying to figure out why I still play it, yet I have this strange urge to play it all the time and I think I need an intervention. I like to play minecraft, you like to play minecraft, he, she we, like to play minecraft. Minecraft is all I know and care about and I will die playing minecraft (in game, not IRL. I have a life thank you very much *I have no idea why I typed that, I don't actually have a life, it's late, pls no hate*) Anyway, the point is I wants to be like the minedcricks and boof and poose.
Heard about the server: I googled "vanilla minecraft server" clicked on a random result (which was Planet Minecraft), then scrolled down and clicked on the first server on the list that said "mature" (I'm genuinely surprised I lucked out and found a good one). The rest is history. Except for the part where I stalked all the other applicants. Only I know that part. I'll make sure not to share that with anyone.
Started playing Minecraft: I think I watched tobygames back when I was a wee laddie in 2012 at the young young age of 16. I'd heard about it before, but I had no idea what it was. It blew my mind and like the terrible person I am, I got a cracked version. I could've just not spent $20 on a shirt from Hot Topic and bought the real MC instead, but I was a confused young teenage boy. That Nirvana shirt was so cool back then and I just saw no other option. Now I donated it to Savers. I hate it. And I love Minecraft. Who's the real winner here huh? Go to h-e-double hockey stick Kurt Cobain!! Anyway, that's when I realized I would live the rest of my life drinking mtn duu and eating
About yourself: My favorite subject is me. I'm a genius. My silver tongue speaks golden words. I was the most popular kid in high school. I totally don't have 500 hours on both Fallout: New Vegas and Skyrim. That's like a level of nerd I can't even comprehend, gosh, I'm too cool for that. And I totally don't spend all day playing video games and watching old movies and listening to bad music. Like if I had to pick my absolute least favorite bands, they'd be Big Black, Pavement, Fugazi, and Tegan and Sara. All garbage. I only listen to cool stuff like uhh (crap is Eminem still cool? geez I'll just play it safe and say Taylor Swift, she's cool right?) Taylor Swift yeah. No seriously tho, I love video games and music and film and coffee and vinyls and playing guitar (poorly) and wearing running shoes in public. Some might say I have a strange and dark sense of humor. I guess it can take a bit of getting used to. on the bright side, the last time I remember being mad at anyone was 1987 (also the last time I cried, the oilers beating the flyers for the cup even hurt me before I was born). oh and I suck at minecraft, I think that might be important. I know how to craft and junk, but all of my buildings end up looking like the structures in Goldeneye. What else is there to say? I know an awful lot about Fallout lore, one of my goals is to play a real game of DnD, among my heros are Solid Snake, Ian MacKaye, and Ronald Reagan, and I smoke Lucky Strike cigarettes. my SSN is 465-83-2342