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I heard Ardje likes willywaggling his willywongler
So what if I can't spell 'armaggedon'?, it's not like it's the end of the world.
A man has died after falling in a vat of coffee, it was instant.
I'm glad I'm not bisexual, I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
I've been thinking of getting rid of my old hoover, it's only gathering dust.
A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof.
My Great Grandma died after completing a Marathon, but hey, at least she had a good run.
I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer, dunno what he's laced them with, but I've been trippin all day.
The Judge told me I had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo now.
There were a couple of girls banging on my bedroom door all last night, I had to let them out eventually.
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