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I heard Ardje likes willywaggling his willywongler
So what if I can't spell 'armaggedon'?, it's not like it's the end of the world.
A man has died after falling in a vat of coffee, it was instant.
I'm glad I'm not bisexual, I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
I've been thinking of getting rid of my old hoover, it's only gathering dust.
A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof.
My Great Grandma died after completing a Marathon, but hey, at least she had a good run.
I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer, dunno what he's laced them with, but I've been trippin all day.
The Judge told me I had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo now.
There were a couple of girls banging on my bedroom door all last night, I had to let them out eventually.
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Nov 8, 2015 12:26:13 GMT
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Dec 15, 2015 16:01:38 GMT
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Feb 12, 2016 17:23:08 GMT
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Specalios: I don't Nov 19, 2016 10:51:33 GMT
HighSeasSailor: luv me pls Dec 10, 2016 8:48:07 GMT
Specalios: no Dec 27, 2016 0:06:36 GMT
The Ghost of Realms Past: *insert tumbleweed here* Dec 3, 2017 5:47:55 GMT
Dynmo: it was christmas eve babe Dec 24, 2017 0:53:47 GMT
Dynmo: in the drunk tank Dec 24, 2017 0:54:00 GMT
Dynmo: an old man said to me, won't see another one Dec 24, 2017 0:54:39 GMT
Dynmo: and then he sang a song Dec 24, 2017 0:54:53 GMT
Dynmo: the rare old mountain dew Dec 24, 2017 0:55:10 GMT
Dynmo: i turned my face away Dec 24, 2017 0:55:22 GMT
Dynmo: and dreamed about you Dec 24, 2017 0:55:28 GMT
Dynmo: Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
Dec 24, 2017 0:56:04 GMT
Dynmo: They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me
Dec 24, 2017 0:56:16 GMT
Dynmo: You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night
Dec 24, 2017 0:56:29 GMT
Dynmo: The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
Dec 24, 2017 0:56:39 GMT
Dynmo: You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
Dec 24, 2017 0:57:02 GMT
Dynmo: could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you
Dec 24, 2017 0:57:11 GMT
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