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Post by HighSeasSailor on Feb 19, 2015 21:29:51 GMT
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It has recently been brought to our attention that our firm, O'Brien Construction & Surveyors Inc., was featured under less than desirable circumstances in the esteemed North Star newspaper. It has come to light that some of our standard practice's, which are carried out with the utmost care and caution, have in fact lead to the serious injury of a member of the public. Our thoughts and prayers are with Timmy and his family, to whom we are providing the full cost of his medical treatment. Having spoken to his father, he looks to make a full recovery.
This accident, I can assure you, is incredibly uncharacteristic of our firm. We are a respected architecture and construction consultancy firm, and we are currently at a loss as to the cause of this incident. Let me assure you, however, that it is being looked into zealously. We believe at this time that the security firm to whom we outsourced the cordoning off of our work zone failed to adequately communicate with our demolition engineers. As such, the contract has been terminated.
I would also like to take this time to quash those who are slandering the Northstar newspaper's portrayal of events. It has been nothing but honest and reputable, and there is a kinship of sorts between our two firms, having started in the same town.
To reiterate, we will never have an accident of this magnitude again. We hope you will continue to choose O'Brien Construction & Surveyors Inc. for your architectural needs.
Regards, Douglas O'Bordyr CEO
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Post by Dray on Feb 20, 2015 16:01:13 GMT
Ladies and Gentlemen, Do not allow yourselves to be taken in by the mad ramblings of a clearly delusional man, who is the the CEO (as seen in his statement above) of a both reckless and dangerous firm. Mr O'Bordyr says that they are ' providing the full cost of his medical treatment' and ' He looks to make a full recovery.' This is wonderfully noble of him ladies and gentlemen, but you are being mislead. Timmy is in fact a delusion. I would like to bring to everyones attention to Exhibit A : imgur.com/cyFsk4LAs seen very clearly as soon as i make my intentions to pursue this incident Mr O'Bordyr admits that Timmy is in fact, not real. He next went on to say that ' This accident, I can assure you, is incredibly uncharacteristic of our firm.' Then why did it happen in the first place? ' We are currently at a loss as to the cause of this incident.' If I were to take a guess I would say criminal negligence. ' We believe at this time that the security firm to whom we outsourced the cordoning off of our work zone failed to adequately communicate with our demolition engineers.' Here is where it gets interesting readers. As I was discussing this very matter with Mr. O'Bordyr, he claimed that my own personal company, which just so happens to be a Security firm, was responsible. However I can conclusively say right now that my firm has never, and will never, be in dealings with O'Brien Construction & Surveyors Inc. Finally he claimed that 'To reiterate, we will never have an accident of this magnitude again'. This raises two questions. 1) Does this mean there might be an even worse incident in the pipeline? 2) Does this mean that O'Brien Construction & Surveyors Inc. will no longer be dealing with TNT in the workplace? If the second question raised is true, then I would like to turn the reader's attention to Exhibit B : imgur.com/FzFJFFcHopefully I have been able to convince you all of the true malice in Douglas O'Bordyr's actions. Thank you all for reading. Draytato the 3 rd
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Post by Bordyr on Feb 20, 2015 19:08:39 GMT
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Post by HighSeasSailor on Feb 20, 2015 19:28:07 GMT
Mr. Draytato, you should know that I intend to take a civil action against you for violation of my personal privacies. With regards to Timmy, the term "he isn't real" was a medical term. I'm given to understand it relates to his comatose state at the time. I have records which will be released to the North Star newspaper detailing the full extent of interactions between our firms. At the time of writing, these are the only concerns I can recall that need addressing, though you may expect further announcements. O'Brien Construction & Surveyors Inc. is delighted to hear of Timmy's recovery.
Once again, my sincerest regards, Douglas O'Bordyr CEO, O'Brien Construction & Surveyors Inc.
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Post by ladynarwhal on Feb 20, 2015 20:15:36 GMT
Good sers, Mr. O'Bordyr is lying to you all in saying that he wishes anything to poor Timmy. As the chief photographer of the event, I was treated with harsh coldness when photographing the scene. Not only did I never see Timmy notified, but I was held hostage in what I can only claim as unprofessional gang violence. I was nearly killed in this battle between Mr. Ardje and Mr. O'Bordyr, and it appears the media has chosen not to report on this fact. Journalism was literally under fire. Literal. Fire. Do not do business with O'Brien Construction & Surveyors Inc, because they slaughter children, promote gang violence, are harming the Earth, and are literally Hitler reincarnated (TIMMY WAS A JEW, YOU ANTI-SEMETICS). Fuck you all, Lady Nara Whalius, First of Her Name Vagabond & Chris's Side Chick P.S. After the gang violence, I caught one of those monsters talking to the other monster about their prior atrocities. Is THAT what you call carried out with the utmost care and caution BECAUSE IT IS APPALLING, GOOD SER.
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Post by Ard on Feb 20, 2015 20:38:52 GMT
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Post by HighSeasSailor on Feb 20, 2015 21:56:21 GMT
With regards to the comments brought to our attention by Lady Nara Whalius, I would like to point out that our engineer on site was not, at the time, aware of the tragedy that had befallen poor Timmy. Understandably, our engineers are very enthusiastic about their jobs, and are given to outbursts of less than professional language after a successful detonation. I assure you that our man laid the charges, as I have previously stated, with utmost care and precision. We have pioneered and strictly adhere to industry standards with regards to demolition, and we apologise to anyone offended by his profanity.
Regarding everything else Lady Nara is reporting, she was removed from the site several times for unsavoury conduct and was arrested later that night for possession of Class A golden carrots. For this reason, I should think her testamony is less than accurate, though I have no doubts she thoroughly believes it. Once again, I thank you for your time.
Douglas O'Bordyr CEO, O'Brien Construction & Surveyors Inc.
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Post by ladynarwhal on Feb 20, 2015 23:26:40 GMT
was arrested later that night for possession of Class A golden carrots GOOD SERS, It has come to my attention that O'Brien inc cannot tell the difference between a golden carrot and a very bizarrely shaped penis. This is outrageous. Any man who cannot tell the difference between a carrot and a dick up their ass should NOT be your contractor. Also, what a sick person to bring up genetalia in the middle of a tragedy...To act so "official" whilst dealing with such a child-unfriendly theme... I beg your pardon, but what would Timmy think? Fuck bitches get riches, Lady Nara Whalius, First of Her Name Vagabond & King in the North
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Post by Dray on Feb 20, 2015 23:34:46 GMT
Mr. Draytato, you should know that I intend to take a civil action against you for violation of my personal privacies. With regards to Timmy, the term "he isn't real" was a medical term. I'm given to understand it relates to his comatose state at the time. I have records which will be released to the North Star newspaper detailing the full extent of interactions between our firms. At the time of writing, these are the only concerns I can recall that need addressing, though you may expect further announcements. O'Brien Construction & Surveyors Inc. is delighted to hear of Timmy's recovery. Once again, my sincerest regards, Douglas O'Bordyr CEO, O'Brien Construction & Surveyors Inc. Mr. O'Bordyr. I am a Messenger of the truth and I refuse to abide by your silly ' personal privacies'. Anything you say that regards the safety of another human being, let alone a young innocent boy, I take very seriously. As for these records that you speak of, they do not exist. They are not real. They are simply a figment of your imagination and I resent the implication that my company, Tato's 'R' Us, would ever be involved with the likes of you. ' At the time of writing, these are the only concerns I can recall that need addressing' These are the only concerns that people know about, you mean. Mr O'Bordyr, you have my word that I will get to the bottom of this. I know who you are. I don't know why you do what you do. If you are looking for fame and fortune, I don't have it. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career of working in the Security Industry. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you tell the truth that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you." Regards Draytato the 3 rd
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